Finally, fans around the world can stop fretting! After an eternity, Adult Swim has finally announced the air date for Rick and Morty season 7. Mark your iPhones because the next adventure in Rick's adventures with Morty is scheduled to debut on July 10th. Get ready for a wild ride full of interdimensional shenanigans, because Rick and Morty are back, and they're not here to hold back.

This new season promises to be even stranger than before, with hints about a galactic threat. With the return of fan-favorite characters and the introduction of lethal foes, Rick and Morty season 7 is shaping up to be one for the ages.

MORTY'S LATEST ADVENTURE LEADS TO WILD NEW DIMENSION

Our favorite genius, Rick, has once again! Morty's recent adventure|jaunt|venture into the cosmos has landed them in a dimension unlike anything they've experienced. This time, it's all about sentient space slugs, with some chaotic twists along the way.

Get ready for a wild ride as Rick and Morty try to escape of this crazy new world!

Beth's CRAZY PLOT BACKFIRES IN EPIC FASHION!

Beth thought she was looking totally smart. She had this elaborate plan to get more info win, and she thought it was foolproof. Little did she know, Beth's plan was about as solid as a house of cards in a hurricane! It all imploded in the funniest way possible. Now, everyone is laughing at Beth and she's left with a giant mess.

• Ouch!
• Served you right, Beth!

PLURT RETURNS WITH A VENGEANCE!

Prepare yourselves, because that iconic phenomenon is back in action with a vengeance! After a mysterious disappearance, PLURT has emerged from the shadows, more powerful than before. They're bringing their signature blend of pulsating rhythms and unforgettable visuals that will blow your mind.

• There's been talk about their legendary performance, and fans are completely stoked with anticipation.
• Be there or be square

Stay tuned for more information about PLURT's triumphant return, and get ready to experience something truly amazing!

Jurassic Park AND A TON OF RICK AND MORTY LOGIC?

Imagine a dinosaur park where the velociraptors are actually interdimensional beings. Picture T-Rexes that can sing opera, and Brachiosaurus that just want your Mega Seeds. You got a Triceratops with an existential crisis, a Stegosaurus addicted to portal guns, and Mr. Hammond's constantly muttering about "fixing this multiverse mess". This isn't your grandpa's Jurassic Park, folks. This is a wild ride with more twists, turns, and portal malfunctions than you can shake a laser gun at.

Town Board Considering Ban on Entryways After Recent Affair

Following a recent bizarre affair, the Town Board is actively debating a restriction on portals. The situation in question included a {suddenmanifestation of a gate, which resulted notable alarm. Local authorities are currently {investigating thesituation and are working with consultants to {determine the cause of the opening and to prevent future events. Residents have been advised to remain composed and to cooperate with local authorities.

• A special council session will be held next week to address this matter further.
• Are invited to the meeting to voice their concerns.